A&E Presents: The Making of an American Rock Star
"Oh Sweet Pea...woncha dance with me.."
"Folk music again? I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! I want a Les Paul with an Amplifier. I wanna Rock!"
Meanwhile somewhere in England..
"Look at that bloke on the tele, he's destroying his guitar. I rather fancy that."
"They'll never find me here!"
"Grampa!"
I've told you a thousand times..unplug the amp,
before you change the tubes"
"Lily! What are you doing down there?"
"Herman, I saw you with your new 'Axe' and I lost control, but I think you liked it."
"There's no doubt about it Grampa, Lily, my Lily is a...Groupie!"
"I look just like Buddy Holly!"
"Lily, I met this hep cat name Gene. Listen to this!"
"They call me Dr. Love.."
"Grampa, I'm worried my sweet, gullible Herman will
meet other groupies. I just can't lose my sweet Hermie"
"Be serious Grampa, Herman cane home smelling of eu de Morticia Addams, formaldehyde. And those, those.. things Gene Simmons does with his tongue..well it's just not proper, I don't trust him. Besides, who is this Beth girl?"
My dear cousin Lily is here..now? Oh my.."
"Herman, I talked to cousin Morticia, and she deniesyou've been making whoopie with her, and Jeannie scared to come out of her bottle. But don't you worry Herman, I'll find out who the hussy is. You and you Rock 'n Roll lifestyle! It must stop!"
"But, but, Lily! "
"Lily I didn't do it! I'm stuck on a desert isle, how coud I even see Herman? Plus I'm as virginal as..well one of my coconut cream pies. I would never."
"Virginal like a creampie, you say? Do tell."